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Mommy CussesFor fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell it like it is quotes, snarky lists, and too true anecdotes that will resonate with new mums everywhere. For new ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're in this together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection
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★★★★★ 4
Soft non-squeaker
Color: Enno
Our son's dog loved this non-squeaker! Very easy to carry around the house and cuddle with on his bed.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 22, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Molly loves this
Color: Elroy
My small dog loves this
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Very disappointed
Color: Enno
The toy was split into pieces in the first 5 minutes of the dog playing with it.
Apparently not as durable as advertised.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Dog toys need to be sturdy - maybe you should sew them with a 5-thread machine like a serger?
Color: Elroy
My dog's full size teddy is disintegrating, so I ordered this one. It's very cute, but the seams are really weak. I've already repaired 3 seams in just a few weeks.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great toy!
Color: Elly
Great toy! Dog loves it and it is durable. We’ve bought other toys that he tore apart within a week, not this one! He takes it everywhere we go!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
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