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Hypochondriac's HelperWhether you're calling in sick, canceling your plans, or just need everyone to leave you alone, the Hypochondriac's Helper is the easy way to create new illnesses for any occasion. Just turn the three wheels to create real sounding diseases based on body parts, severity, and symptoms. Plus, the bonus wheel will tell you with 100% accuracy whether your new illness will be covered by insurance.* *Results valid only in the USA. measures: 8 1 2" x 5 1 2"
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4.4 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 5
Good size and cute
So cute and my grand dog loves it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Easy chewed
Way smaller than I pictured and already chewed up.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Not tough enough for aggressive chewers
My Akita loves it but the seems could be a lot stronger
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Tough Love
Our puppy absolutely loves this toy. It's pretty tough too as he's not damaged it yet and he is a tough chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good toy
My dog loves it Lots of thing for her to chew on
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
