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All I Ever Wanted Was to Be Hot

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All I Ever Wanted Was to Be HotI have always known that a womans greatest power is her looks. For most of my life, I just took it as the way things were, a fact not worth interrogating since it was so obviously true. For her entire life, Lucindas mission was to look as hot as possible. She nipped, tucked, bleached, cut, plucked, plumped, shaved, lasered, tanned, crunched, squatted and starved. Then, she broke. All I Ever Wanted Was to Be Hot is a funny, provocative retrospective on

All I Ever Wanted Was to Be Hot
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Devin
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 1
Hard to rub in. Leaves strong white residue
Style: Kids Mineral Sunscreen 5 oz Lotion - 50 SPF
So hard to rub in. If you have squirming running toddlers this is impossible to apply.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
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Amazon Lover 2000
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing mineral base sunscreen!
Style: Kids Mineral Sunscreen 5 oz Lotion - 50 SPF
Fantastic mineral base sunscreen! Clean with no chemicals.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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CWalkr
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
It’s nice, and it works!
Size: Pack of 1
This is a great product. It’s smooth and soothing - great for chapped lips. The flavor is nice too. Best of all, it works! My lips are prone to getting freckles, and I’m not getting any since I started using this. I recommend this, and the sunscreen by the same company. I use SPF 50 for sensitive skin.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
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Joshua smith
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing
Size: Pack of 1
Great stuff, I even put it on a soldering burn on my arm and the swelling and redness went away and it didn’t blister, amazing
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
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KATHE
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great sunscreen
Size: Pack of 1
Love it! Not greasy, rubs in well, & doesn't smell. Doesn't leave the typical white sheen if you blend in well. Great to add foundation over. Ingredients are less chemicaly than other products.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2026

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